Santa came by Chopper,
His shorts and thongs were red;
He wore a nifty crimson cap
Upon his snowy head.
His nose was white with sunscreen
And sunnies hid his eyes,
His singlet was a little tight -
He needed exercise.
His belly wobbled when he moved,
It shook each time he "Ho'd";
His legs were hairy, white and bare
And he was pigeon-toed.
It didn't really matter
For his smile was bright and wide;
And when he opened up his swag
There were presents tucked inside.